Q:  You carry mase, or feel like you should, at all times

Yes No

Q:  One or more of your teachers speaks only a few words of english.

Yes No

Q:  You believe the best meal is fourth meal

Yes No

Q:  You feel a strong connection with Bill Cosby.

Yes No

Q:  You never hated elevators more.

Yes No

Q:  After eating at the J and H caf you head straight for the restroom.

Yes No

Q:  Your body is probably immune to laxatives because of the cafeteria food.

Yes No

Q:  You look forward to eating late night chinese food nearly every night.

Yes No